34 Out in the Mountains |May 2000 Sedaris on Paris (and not-quite-Paris) REVIEWED BY ROLAND F. PALMER Bur1ington’s Flynn Theatre was filled with laughter on the evening of April 13 as author David Sedaris read from his upcoming book of essays, Me Talk Pretty One Day, a chronicle of his experiences living — or more truth- Bunny to his French teacher, with less than successful results. Sedaris also tried out some limer- icks he is working on in honor of Ira Glass, former producer of NPR’s Morning Edition, and read some s e 1 e ct i o n s fully, surviving‘ from his life — in diaries. The France, Me Talk Pretty One DGY evening ended The author with a ques- of bestsellers Naked and David Sedaris Apfi|l3,2000 t i o n - a n d - answer session Barrel Fever, . and a book Sedaris is a fl-e_ Flynn Theatre, Burlington Signing, quent com- S e d a r i s mentator on seemed gen- NPR’s This uinely over- . American Life probably best known for his “SantaLand Diaries,” his memoir of elfdom at Macy’s. He has an amaz- ing talent for blending humor with incisive social critique. Nothing seems to escape his eye as he shows how funny life really is. Two of the most memorable V essays of the evening were “Make It A Double” and “Jesus Shaves.” “Make ItA Double” deals with his attempts to master French. His prob- lem lies in the fact that every noun in the language is either masculine or feminine, with differences in pro- nunciation, spelling, and meaning hinging on these seemingly random gender assignments. He soon real- izes that plurals have no gender, and finds this to be a costly loophole when it’s time to do the shopping. In “Jesus Shaves,” he recounts his attempts to explain the Easter _ whelmed by the audiences’ cheers and applause. He was shy and reserved — until he started reading, and then nothing was sacred, including his family. It was a rare treat to be able to interact with an author. When asked by an audience member if his family is really as he described, he answered simply, “yes.” When another person‘ mentioned that Vermonters liked gays, he quipped, “I’d rather you liked smoking.” Sedaris’ new book will be avail- able this spring. In addition, he and his sister Amy are currently working on a play that they -hope to produce in the fall.V Mon-Sui W“-“““‘ Sunlini 9“‘“'9l““ Over 500 music listening stations to preview CD5 29 CHURCH STREET MARKETPLACE ° BURLINGTON ° 802-865-2711 Over 200,000 book, music, video 8: DVD titles 7' Over 2,000 periodicals 30% discount on Borders best-selling books Over l50 titles discounted, every week! Most Extensive Music selection in Burlington! Mtm~Sat 9,,,,,_, 1pm unday 9g,,,_9pm BORDERS® Stay Up to Date Stay Connected mountainpridemedia.org The of Rochester GRANNIS GALLERY “Fine Qglb Vermont's premier showcase for the very best in contemporary jewelry designers, featuring owner and designer/goldsmith Timothy Grannis. Corner ofchurch 8; Bank, Burlington - 660-2032 - M-S 1o-6 - Sun 12-5