10 Out in the Mountains November 1999 lI|ilIW'8 IIIIWS ll! III'lIW Illllllill How Sweet It Is and her partner, Anne Heche, at UVM. I felt so lucky to be going with my 31- year-old niece and 25 year old daughter — both straight. I’m one of the fortunate ones whose family is completely accepting of my lesbianism. I’ve only seen the Ellen show about three times because I so seldom watch TV, but aside from the obnoxious commercials, her sit- com gave me a lift. There was a huge audience at Patrick gym; and as my niece said, Ellen brings together mainstream TV folks and queers (who, come to think of it, are not necessarily I went to see Ellen DeGeneres mutually exclusive these days.) Ellen was endearing. I loved it that she didn’t dress glam- orously and has that comic demeanor of keeping a perfect- ly straight face while 1000 of us were hootin’ and hollerin’ all around her which drove us even wilder. You know you’re in the presence of a brilliant comic when merely to look at her is to laugh. She is wonderfully quick-witted. Before she launched into her main remarks she just kept throwing out these one-liners — comments about what was happening for her in the moment in that gym in Burlington, Vermont. She was upfront about her discomfort in doing this college lecture gig. She doesn’t describe herself as political, although she admitted she was catapulted into that arena when she took a stand. (Funny how that works, eh?) She seemed basically shy, hesi- tant. Perhaps she’s used to hid- ing behind her jokes. I hear that’s pretty common among comedians. She sounded almost naive. Most of what she had to say was about eliminat- ing hate, that the words “fag— got” and “nigger” are just not acceptable. (OK, Ellen. We promise not to use those words again.) Not much of an analysis about how oppression plays out in our lives. I do think she’s brave as hell, though. So what, if it’s Hollywood she confront- ed. I’ll take coming out heroes wherever I can find them. And she’s right. Famous people have an obligation to speak out about justice since they have all that media attention. Anne seemed a lot more sure of herself. She talked about the battle she fought between “sur- vival” and “passion,” and she chose passion — love at first sight as a matter of fact. I’m not sure I would put the career struggle to become a movie star in the same category as “sur- vival,” but it’s definitely no fun ‘to lose your job over bigotry. It was sweet to hear how devoted they were to one another although it might have been slightly more edifying for them to describe in detail how they work through their shit. Isn’t that what most couples are up against in the long run if they last? The baby-holding stuff was a bit romanticized, too, I’m afraid. Here’s this young child- less couple just dying to have a kid and listening intently to the hosarmas of a couple in the audience carting around a old from the audience. cherubic, placid nine-week-old. They should have given my daughter and I some mic time if they really wanted a dose of les- bian parenthood. Speaking of my daughter, I was proud of her remark as we were leaving. She said, “If I stood in line to ask a question, I’d want to know if Anne would have become a lesbian if she hadn’t met Ellen.” I think my kid caught onto a point that wasn’t addressed in their happy couple rou- tine namely, what does it mean to be a les- bian if you’re not being sexual? Does it ' mean I lesbianhood. “Hold the head!” gasped hundreds In th crowd as Anne ache and Ellen DeGeneres cooed over a n ine-week- pany she keeps? Or is there something deep inside that shifts your relationship to yourself, your family and the rest of society when you take on the identity of a maligned group? 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