Cotton Candy for the Gag Soul a review bu Paul Olsen ‘ ohn Eames, a ldesktop pub- lisher living with HIV in San Francisco, is the primary character. Described as “shockingly handsome,” John bulked up after taking steroids following his near death from AIDS. John lives with his cat Rafsanjani and his dutiful partner Harrison, a college profes- sor obsessed with the Civil War. John’s friends constitute the sup- porting cast of c h a r a c t e r s 2 Patricia, a stereo- typical fag hag; Kevin, his work- out partner; Ethan, his shop- ping partner; and Brian, the younger man John has an affair with. Every Man for Himself maps John’s “world of romantic trou- bles” as he approaches his 33rd birthday. In the throes of early—onset gay mid-life crisis, he struggles to decide whether to stay with Harrison or to enjoy single gay life in San Francisco. Complicating his decision is his new body, the result of steroid treatments and his workout regimen. He’s starting to find himself treat- N0. 156 156 SAINT PAUL ST, BURLINGTON VT 802.658.3994 WEDNESDA YS COSMIC LOUNGE W/ DJ PATTI AND TRICKY PAT WOMEN FREE UNTIL ’lOPM — 75¢ DRAFTS ALL WELL D FRIDAYS . GLOBAL GROOVE W/ THE BEST DJS FROM BURLINGTON, NE\N YORK, MONTREAL, AND BOSTON DOLLAR THURSDAYS DJS MAY INCLUDE: CRAIG MITCHELL, DJ FROSTEE. DJ MAUS (MONTREAL). COUSIN DAVE, DENNIS HEALY RINKS — $1 JELLO SHOTS -— $1 MILLER & COOR'S LITE BOTTLES —— $1 SATURDAYS HIP-HOP PARTY HOSTED BY DAMEN w/ DJS TOXIC, HUHI, KOEYK, JOHN DEMUS PLUS SPECIAL GUEST DJS FROM NE\N YORK FREE MUNCHIES EVERY NIGHT Ill ed difierently in this new skin: he now gets cruised when walking down Castro Street, and store clerks give him discounts just because he is “so cute.” John also becomes a hit — and hit upon — while on an all- gay vacation in Mexico (a thinly disguised Atlantis Event) without his Harrison to keep track. And if the woes of being Every Man’s Fantasy aren’t something with which you can identify, you may at least recognize woes of another kind: Outland offers both a witty and memorable look at apartment hunting (com- plete with crazy room- mates) and a well-writ- ten and w e l l - ' V N I N V ' BURL|NGTON'S DIVERSE CLUB researched bash- ing of the Reagan era. 0 u t l a n d ’ 5 comic timing is effective and his humor hits the mark, making Every Man for Himself fun and easy to read. You’ll especially enjoy it if you’ve ever been — or longed to go — to San Francisco. It contains refer- ences to many gay landmarks, i n c I u d i n g Badlands, Cafe’ Flore, Midnight Sun, Eros, Coit Tower, and F i s h e r m a n ’ s Wharf. If you’re look- ing for a good late summer read, there’s still time to pick this one up on the way to the beach. V Ever Man for Himself by Orland Outland Kensington Publishing ly a reality. Its arrival was heralded by a crowd of more than 300 at a cd release party at Higher Ground in Winooski on July 24. The cds are available for purchase at Pure Pop, Peace and Justice Store, and Barnes and Noble in Burlington; Merdian Music in Brattleboro; Sound Sourcein Middlebury; Buch Spieler in Montpelier; A Different Light in New York City; and on the Web at www.bigheavyworld.com. vo|anda’s long—anticipated cd, Welcome to YoIanda’s World, is final- B Q9“ G90 ea 6- L‘ Q) l/‘gtuujfig on the shore of Lake Champlain at St. John's Club, Burlington, VT August 15, 1999 2:00PM to 8:00PM ,,Entertainment by the House of LeMay Day Caribbean Cruise Give-a-way .4... Island Barbeque & Much More fi Tickets available now at Peace & Justice Store _ 21 Church St., Burlington or by mail to Briarcliff - PO Box 1546 Burlington, VT 05202 Information: (802) 985-4937 advance ticket - $15 at the door - $20