Ne W5 ©l999E~YAL1SON BECHDEL Bechdcl sop, I HOPE 1III5 ISN'T LEAD PAlNT.I DON'T HAVE AN)’ BRAIN cauj 11> SPARE. WAL~MAl?I‘. AFTER BECOM- ING ‘THE NA'I7ON'5 SECOND LARGEST DRUG RETAILER... OUT IN THE MOUNTAINS — JULY 1999 — 29 Hov-VS OUR I-12IENI> _ SYDN£'7’?HA$SHE I DUMP£I>Mo fi>It1HE CYBERSLUT yer ? OHI $TlL_L Tm MK 5YD- NE7 S HAVING AN AF- FAII2 iusr BECPIUSE. coma oN!)'ou' TUST BEcAu5E 0F'I1{OSE ONLINE careas wrrn LrFrL£ M "Goob- ’fliING" I FoUNI> ON HER ew?’IchecIu bofhered. 6c behayed oN—rrIE I = House! , we HAVE70 ; “ EAT,DoN'TwE II. Dykcs Towatch Ouffor bymis Banning 4/"‘ with ,4,/ Ethan Green wtgcw. cum WITHMMILYN Mo? ARE you HERE? PHONE,’ ,1 NAH! I‘II£ sorm :.‘~_2,- s£r11E DONN- A urns LIGHT READNG SHOUID DOTHETRICK. '\'HREE o‘cLocIc.' Hoo-I'M I SUPPo5ED‘lb 929? N» says UP Furzme AmuNI>?! Our hero, Having accident ally Spilled the beans about A one night stand , is now nursing a blacK eye Courtesy of Dr. Jason Chang. REALLY? Well. .Yo_u _ L oesenvw I1’. . LIs1'eN. "*‘ME.cAII Y0." bAcI<.:'~I NE6o'I'IATINs WITH Moon ABWT Nhicfl web srre , SHE'S ALLOWE9 To Nuusxruomz 24.5 Muusomcart 4 - Dwcgms ,9 ‘ rrs AUNTIE N_uMBEr Two DEAR, LIs1-EN: 50METI'UNGAWl-'UL-- E-nIAN's seen At- $08! 0 . ‘ l . \ ‘I I ~-I\.\-. ”’///m,,,/, := \\I‘I\\\N?\<\T1 W my ANNOUNCED 1 VIILLNOT [I CARRYING THE '/voI2NING AFTER‘ sNII;Izc,5Ncy coN1I?AnoN PILL. YEAHIUELLDIW YOU MREE r—. Now D0 0H, SVARRM! WHAT \«0UlD NF. SA‘/?"WE'1'HINK yous: eun- WE5HoI)LD FRlEND’$ sRAT£ Ram-:'rz: IMPOISE . .4 III ’“”‘°”‘ °"E"- -~ 7 VIKIUAI. scu/~IIaruAL. How LONG wlu. 1‘HA1' LAsr?~/cu wow wm IEBJAIJIARL LIKE. WEYLL CHAT oIIuNE.‘m£>"u PHONE. " ...BY Lmmue AVAILABLE -_ uwm (AR€oPnmS,A - ,-. 5Po; LlK£ HR DIVI II»NE'Io HVETB SEETHE PRIN- cI?1«ES oFL£SBIAN-FEW SIRAPS ‘mm’ CROSS N «HE BACK... UH HIJH \\ \\\\\mV\\*.:-:» A \\n\\{ .\\\\\sx\\\\\\'\\\\\\\\\\\3>\\\\\\\\)\\;\§_ On tlze .s_'z'ster'.s' Ea extenst on . .. Z ATTAC KEI1. .. she's BEI‘Il61‘I-ES MELON-AM‘ an-ic.. I 4031' HAM Li1'1'I__E ' wnrh Uagou ‘I . - ' nwhile, at the not-so-happy househaldof Tim, ("91-Iosx-JaSon.. Etienne On me If You hAve shown eooa J u.vcseNIeNT Prior To This Momeur J}7IAVoiPiN(7 worA1v,L°w renr, SEMI-PorNogrAPh‘ Jo comics LIKE Thi5oIIE, You MI‘eIrrNo1' |"ecA LL ETIIAN ersEN:n)IIvo1ve- mumrwifh irienhe, A $519-(IL-'N'rsr5D. urn: NI'cE .. BUT. (‘Tina/Ia luiwu .AwI,I) SMoI.nERI'n6I.Y sexg» , che,4'&-‘resTAur'AhTeur F I‘oM Mon‘n~sAL.- The LAST TIME we sAw I-IiM,E'I'I'sNNswA$ AT A TeLeGRAPH oI:I=I‘ce IN PAI-AeuAY wI‘rI'Na EeTH A PLEA For CASH: DI-ues . ProbAl>Lv To cover ThE COSTS of The sTYLi5h DEcor- AT Etienne beux, his New Bis'rI~o on YoNGe $Tl‘e9T IN cARI.cs_. Do soIIIE'rNIN§ To MAKE um ‘TALK l_\8oII'l' TH I5: -mm,-'.:= L I DC I van vavnsn wn-II Hg!!! asses? SLeeP with him AGAIN He §LAPPEDM_e. I _wAs HAVING DiNN£rwI'Th”;%vNe:4 1 mom‘ Nome hm a-he WALKED uP.scsLAI>PsD Ms... M; c-IMou.vou7'l' as NIAv.. I'M kivnme (man of) c'I«oN., COME ovsr Here. I'LL MAKE Yov PACK AND Sous Souk. CARLOS YOU'RE NoT IIsIPINe[ I THINK HE sHouLD Go 11-‘ NE WANTS 1' Go TA’/;IaZ'l'}. + some PoiNT while The? were " DATING‘; ETI'eNNe SECRETLY STASHED AWHOLE L01’ oFcl:YSTAL'METH UNDER _ A FLOORBOARD OF ETI-IAN“?! Bsmzoom . x ATer ETIenne sent His GalPaL., LEEZA. To re- 1-I-ieve The hI’&&EN STASH, BUT She returner: To MONTréAl. EMPTY-HANDED... .:;'.““‘1;¥"‘—.»— 1 _’~7\»'~‘ .:l " ;__ “I ' ..wi» A0 GAsToN kI‘nNAI>I>Ev ETI‘£NNE.TrANsPoIm'NeHiM To wAv,wAv, NORTHERN NEW FauNuLANv_This BEING CANADA. However, WHERE IIIIMANE iMPuLsEs GOVERN, EVEN AmoNeThe C_|'iMiNAL ELEMENT, GASTON vscivso NOT To KILL ETI‘£NNE,buT INSTEAD LEFT HIM T0 H2551: ON ThE bLEAk &IcY wAsT£s.. MsnNwhIII:. IN ETiENNE’S Ab$ENcE, I'M OUTTA wen WiTh ETI'eNNE’.S SUPPLIEI: CHANGES To me MENU» AT Etifinnsunf AND Efiennf’ beux . .. SHE’5 ALLTHE Buzz. EVENING. M0 QJNTTNUEI v V , To " N o‘ .89 :-- I .! W; NMDER . . AT1’EN- .‘ I-.25 / 'I'IoN I Is NOT I ‘ ‘ uNI>NII>eI>. !- 9 ~ ~ ~ ~ rig rglr——aI:§l I vK.,.:‘} -A .14.. .1: core HER£.M‘/ um: raeum Fmtsnvz THAT Low Peurrros AND :roIN ‘THE Blo- rooo M>us~rw.v Nl'.'LLMN(£ BIuIoNs ad aI&Mu'MN1'Iv:G:rABI.£5 BEFORE -rm: uNIfiaa u:o)'NNI'I'|VMau¢u.s'MMM uaaxg lIBI|j.3 yo a;g1 Iegoos snoptqegun Anson; at“,