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Well, just between you and 1, Jason’: tot-allyfed
up.Tim makes him checK ip to a hotel whenever
Carlosts family comes to ViS1t.And Jason and Carlos

argue a lot because Carlos gets crazy-Jealous

Whenever another guy’ so much as smiles at_Jas-

on.y‘Know. like a waiter. or a neighbor passmg.
on the Street.

..and ldoubt thethree afthem are even sleeping
together _at the mome111:.What with that e rectlle
dysfunctloh ‘trouble brought on by Tim's substance
-abuse ...Anol Jasoniv unhappiness _is clearly

causin himto Put onwexsht.

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