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Dear Saga $ Sage,

I meT This really cuTe
guy aT a social evenT l
wenT To This pasT
weekend. We Talked
mosT of The evening and
I inviTed him ouT To a
pamy The Following nighT.
I was a liTT|e surprised
when he arrived wiTh a
Friend who Turned ouT To
be his boyfriend. Bum—
merl Because, i am
really aTTracTed To him
and ThoughT ThaT he
mighT be aT’rracTed To
me. Should i pursue
This any 1‘urTher knowing
he is in a relaTionship or
noT'?

AnoTher cold shower in
\/\/inooskil

Dear Cold Shower,

FirsT oi‘ all, is This a
monogamous relaTion—
ship? l1‘iT is, respecT
his re|aTionship by
pursuing a Friendship. IF
you can'T geT beyond
The physical aTTracTion
Then you should probably
sTep away. IF iT is noT a
monogamous re|aTion—
ship, be b|unT abouT your
aTTracTion To him.
There is no Time To
wasTel Like a ship
sailing in The ocean |eT
The wind be your guide.
BUT beware —~ like The
-TiTanic, every ship is
sinkable. l"iighT you be
inTeresTed in a Three-
some or do you wanT
him_jusT For yourself?
WhaTever you decide To
do have Fun and be safe!
This may Take some
Time and paTience. BuT
like The adage "Every—
Thing comes To him who
waiTs."

Thanks For your |eT1'er.
Saga 33 Sage

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