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GOOD EVENING. AS YOUR SENATOR, I HAVE
LONG SUPPORTED GAY RIGHTS. I WANT TO
EXPLAIN TODAY WHY I SUPPORT THE
"MARRIAGE PROTECTION ACT," AND WHY
NATIONALLY-RECOGNIZED MARRIAGES
AREN'T IN YOUR INTEREST ANYHOW.

 
  

WHEN YOU GET MARRIED, YOU'LL FIGHT
OVER WHO WEARS THE WEDDING GOWN.

WHEN YOU GET DIVORCED, YOU'LL FIGHT
OVER THE BROADWAY RECORDS.

  

  
 

ouu CONFER WITH YOUR FRIENDS. but IRRITAT-
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AND SIGNING HOMOSEXUALS UP ON THE
MARRIAGE ROLES WILL MAKE IT EASY FOR
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TO HUNT YOU

GAY MARRIAGE WILL BE A GREAT
TOURIST ATTRACTION FOR HAWAII.
DENMARK, AND HOLLAND.

WHAT SHOUL ' I KNOW! LET'S HOP OVER
WE DO THIS TO HONOLULU TOMOR-
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