Oh no you’re not. Auntie Pearl grants
annulments to gals like you who declare
commitment in less time than it takes to
plan the ceremony. You and Karen don’t
accept one another, so you are hereby
released from your pledge to spend your
lives trying to change each other.

Dear Auntie Pearl: I am a gay male.
I’m 26 years old, and Ijust came out last
year. I’ve only been with strangers, but
now I’m interested in settling down. I’m
starting to get to know gay couples, and
I know it’s a matter of time before I
meet somebody, so I’m writing to you
with a pretty embarrassing question. I’ll
just say it: I have a small penis.

I’m afraid I’ll meet some man who is
just right for me, and he’ll be turned off
by how small I am. I’ve been with
women, and they seemed satisfied, butI
know it’s different with men.

I know how things are. I hear guys talk,
and I read the magazines. Everybody
wants a big man. So how does a small

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Dear Big Hearted: Auntie could sing
“It ain’t the meat it’s the motion” until
the bulls come home, but you know as
well as she that size queens are a reality.
They won’t be with you past breakfast.
So what. You’re talking about getting
into a relationship; not tricking with
Tom of Finland.

The chap you’re looking for wants a
man he can make a life with. Even if
he’s into size, he’ll know it’s not as
important as all those relationship skills:
communication, trust, patience. When it
comes to the real jobs of a relationship —
from laundry to lubing the car - Auntie
has yet to hear of a penis of any size that
has risen to the task. The fellow who
bases his marriage decision on inches
doesn’t have the stuff to make a
relationship work.

Write Your Auntie Pearl at PO Box
4156 Burlington, VT 05406

September 1994

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