this fun Fix llnvthing BY CYNTHIA POTTS ow, I know my way around a construction site. I can identify most of the contents of a toolbox at a glance. I even write the Build- ing and Remodeling Section of the local newspaper. And I manage all of these things while engaging in the earth—shatter— ing activity of being female. While this isn’t unusual for me, I or frankly, for most of my peers and neighbors, it’s apparently news to Norma Vally. The Discov- ery Channel’s “ToolBeat" diva has just released a new book entitled Chix Can Fix, seemingly for the sole purpose of assuring readers that you can have estrogen and _ still be competent. When it comes to delivering the “How To” portion of her book, Vally does an excellent job. From the mysteries of the gurgling toilet bowl to installing a dim- mer switch, repairing wallpaper to installing window guards, the reader is presented with common- ’ sense practical solutions, com- , plete with helpful illustrations, lists of tools needed, and even instructions on how to use those tools. Her approach is straight- forward, practical, and realistic. It's when you hit the phi- losophy portion of the book that Valley’s approach becomes infuri- ating. Take the introduction to the wall and floors chapter: “When I’m learning something for the first time, I always try to relate it to something I’m already To learn more about — HN testing - Benefits of knowing your HN status - Treatment, support and counseiing options lHl\//AIDS PROGRAM nfo Call Vermont AIDS Hotline: 1 -800- 882- AIDS f7 CHlLD TRAVEL SEFi.V!CES COLCHESTER - SO. BURLINGTON BURLINGTON V ST. JOHNSBURY 1-800-203-2929 WWW.CHlLDTRAVEL.COM familiar with - like cooking, shoe shopping, and searching for that magic wrinkle cream. Thinking in terms I already understand makes it easier to master the new task. I know I’m not the only one who‘ thinks this way. When I teach other When it comes to delivering the "How To" portion of her book, Valiy does an excellent job. it's when you hit the philosophy portion of the book that Valiy's approach becomes infuriating women about home improvement, I find that tl1ey’re more comfort- able if I explain projects in ways that they can relate to." Couple that with gems like: “Don’t l'l1I1 crying “‘You were right! I can’t do it myself!’ to your father/boyfriend/husband. (That said, don’t tell your father/boy- friend/husband he’s the last per- son in the world you’d ever call on for help - just in case you end up needing a little backup).” And this, from the concluding “What is Chix Can Fix Really All About?” chapter: “But let’s face it, in the world if Anywhere, Anyplace, Anytime. we live in today, ‘All you need is love’ doesn't pay the rent, secure ajob, or fix the plumbing." “Although written with love, this book has given you another powerful L word - leverage — not only to change a light switch and repair your plumbing, butto real- ize that you can take control of your reality and be self-reliant and powerful Suddenly you're no longer the victim, the helpless girl — now that’s leverage." Issues much‘? Setting aside the constant, overwhelming, nonsensical heterosexist nature of the book — which includes, and I kid you not, a section on installing a dim- mer switch on the dining room chandelier whilst cooking a ro- mantic dinner for The Boyfriend - this patronizing attitude toward women, couched in carefully PC language, seems at odds with her marketing literature. In the literature, we read that single females account for 18% of all homebuyers in 2004. More than half of the women who live alone own their own homes, and by 2010, there will be 31 million women-headed households. Yet nowhere in the text are A these single women addressed, beyond the fact that some men find women who know how to use power tools sexy. Lesbians might as well be invisible — or perhaps it's just assumed that they already possess all the home repair info they need. It’s a shame, really. A good chunk of this book is insightful, MAY 2006 I out In the mountains 2| Chix Can Fix, by Norma Vally Published by Viking Studio (Penguin) $1 4.95 iil?}l”,(iW'lv‘:‘ ll-'.lMi l?|ll\l'lN|.,| ‘w TOOLIKLV DIVA useful knowledge that will re- ally help the average homeowner (whatever gender they might be!) fix common problems around the house. Projects are realistically presented, well thought out, and make no assumptions about the skill set of the person attempting the fix. Especially commendable is the chapter on electricity, which puts the sometimes intimidating world of home wiring in easily un- derstandable terms with appropri- ate cautions clearly spelled out. If you can overlook the atti- tude - or buy the book as a gift for someone who won't even notice it - then Chix Can Fiix is well worth the modest $14.95 sticker price. On the other hand, you might want to wait for an author who realizes that sometimes Chix have girlfriends, not boyfriends, and that they tackle projects together. V Cynthia Potts lives in P|atts- burgh, New York where she writes the Building and Re- modeling Section of the Press Republican. Your subscription makes a difference — OITM depends on the support of readers like you! Subscribe to day an never worry about finding the latest issue. Instead, enjoy your own personal copy, delivered to you in a protective envelope. NAME ADDRESS ClTY STATE EMAIL PHONE BULK RATE D 2 years ($48) [3 1 year ($29) FIRST CLASS III 2 years ($88) D 1 year ($49) subscription total additional donation total enclosed CLIP AND MAIL THIS FORM. MAKE CHECKS PAYABLE TO: MOUNTAIN PRIDE MEDlA, PO BOX 1122, BURLlNGTON, VT 05402.