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fused, no-holes barred
performance. If you
are not familiar with
the Blondes’ music,
think of a less—classy
Courtney Love only
talented but still really
drunk. After I finished
my own mini—perfor—
mance of Yentl in the
restroom, Nathan Jar-
vis headed up a Phan-
tasmagoria perfor-
mance complete with
dancing ladies and
coordinated leopard-
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the Very ‘fear future‘ Meow‘ _ V Nado [JL], dancer [ACW], Tania Golubovich of

speakmg of costumes: mme was great! Phantasmagoria [ACVV],_Brian Cina [ACVV].
But so were the costumes of the Madonna's

— all five of them. They not only looked

fabulous, but also performed a “best-of’ title holders were Miss Muff Diver & Miss
montage thanks to the many re-incarna—- . Blow Hole (Mess Congeniality), Miss Mat-
tions of Madge herself. What Drag Ball isn't terhom (Originality), The Bad Weather
complete Without a handful of Madonna’s? Girls (Best Group — no, we didn’t bribe),
I’m not talking about religious icons either and a "name-less duo that won Best Couple
(ok, I did see a few Mary's). Attendees that (rumor has it they were named The Retro
really made a splash were Aykasha who Girls). When the coronation came to an
was crowned Queen and Professor Sha- end, DJ Elliot and DJ John Martin spun hits
mus OnMe who was crowned King. Other right up until 2 PM. So much dancing and

0 so few sensible shoes - what a shame!

All-in-all, everyone loved me, al-

though the last time I saw that many

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the evemng was the Vermont People with V _
AIDS Coalition. The entire evening was a l SCl‘lOOl Street ' B€l'll'lll'lgtOl'l, 

benefit for the Montpelier-based nonprofit, ,
so big thanks should be given to the House
of LeMay, everyone at Higher Ground, all
the talented performers and everyone
' who attended. To learn more about VT
People with AIDS Coalition or to make a
donation visit http://www.vtpwaic.org.
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