. E - .u 4 =;';.«r‘;r;.«~;.»;.";.‘.°.;m\ILn’. ,. MARCH 2oo«s I out In the mnuntnlns I5 . ‘ I I P I Gossip, Gossip, Gossip! g Drag Queen Diva Tori Nado Spins her ; own story of Winter is a Drag Ball 2006’ 5 A Tori: “Call a cab, and make sure it’s a van!” A Friend: * “What do you need a van for?” Tori: “My hair’s too big for a regular cab!” BY TORI moo he above is not gossip — it’s the danm truth. My hair was way too big, but it certainly made an impression when I at- tended the 11th Annual Winter is a Drag Ball at I-Iighe r Ground. Most people (Donald Trump) talk about location, location, location. Well, on February 11, 2006 that cfiché held true. My Bad Weather Girl entourage (Val Kano, Sue Nami & Dawn Pour) and I blew into ‘both ballrooms with such a force of nature that the H.G. security nearly called FEMA. To start things off, The House of LeMay played ' hostesses to Over 800 won- derfully, outlandish attendees on that frigid (see: Anne Coul- ter), Saturday evening. Amber, Marguerite, Lucy Belle, and ‘Liza (not of the Minelli vari- ety) not only hosted the eve- ning, but also hob-knobbed, sang, danced and coordi- A ‘ nated the entire Ball — and that takes balls. At the start of the evening, The LeMay’s performed their trailer-park-inspired cabaret act in the Showcase Lounge with their talented back up band The Decoys. Meanwhile, in the Ballroom, punk-rock lo- cals The Dirty Blondes gave a whiskey-in-i CONTINUED ON R1719 CLOCKWISE FROM FAR LEFT: Tori Nado [DE]; "Express Yourself" Madonna [DE]; Dawn Pour, the Jo-Ann Fabrics lady, Val Cano [DE]; Tori (again), Lucy Belle LeMay [DE]; The Dirty Blondes (Bobbi, El Jefe, Reverend) [ACVV]; fabulous drag perfomer [DE], Nathan "Biba" Jarvis of Phantasmagoria [ACW]. PHOTOGRAPHERS: DON EGGERT [DE], ADAM COOPER WOOD [ACW], JOSH LUNETTA [JL]