4.3..»- ., Oliver Button IS a Star! " -A Story for All Familieswith "Tomie DePaola,' Ann Bancroft’, ’ Kevyn: Aucoin and Bill "T; Jones. ‘raised on Tomie Defiaolaisibook _..,_f‘O,_l:iver Butto'riIis‘a Sissy” , » [ Music l5eff0rmed’bY > The Tvyin.Cities- Gay Men's _Chorus 1.. :- 28 ' OlTl"l november 2001.‘ ARTS All-evvtoxfive Fevl-Elli’)? A Review of Endangered Species BY JOEL NICHOLS Louis Bayard’s Endangered Species, published by Alyson Publications this year, is his second novel.‘ It is a tight story centered on a man in his mid-,30’s who, in the midst of a colorless family get—together, decides that he must beget a child before the end of the year. Nick, the father to be, does not seem like the best candidate of the Broome children to have kids: his brother is a straight and married doctor, his sister has a serious boyfriend, but Nick is gay. The plot winds through Nick Broome’s journeys to sperm-banks, the search for a surrogate mother and egg donor, and his involvement with a shady “broker” who tries to "help him through it all. ‘ Except for Nick and his parents, the characters remain flat. The brother and sister seem to come either from an Edward Hopper painting — isolated and sad — while their mates are straight out of a John Waters’ film. Nick’s sister-in—law drops to the floor after dinner to keep her abdominal muscles in shape and his sister’s boyfriend, a middle—aged dentist, has a lengthy conversation about gay sex and HIV transmission with Nick’s mother. The conversation starts after dinner when Larry says to Nick, “And the sex? My understanding is you guys are mostly oral these days.” Nick mumbles and getslost in thought about his current love interest, a man he spent the niglfit cuddling, with- out sex. Larry continues: “Maybe 2-1, oral—to—anal Or 3-1.” Nick’s mother steps through the kitchen door, a tray of coffee cups balanced against her chest, ’ and says, “Hard to say you know, there’s still quite a bit of anal of course, bare-backing car- I - riesa much higher risk of HIV transmission, but . there are documented instances of strictly_oral transmission. Which makes me a little concerned about these bathhouses "where they have just the oral sex, over and over again.“ ’ I include such a long quote from the text for two reasons. First of all, it’s hilarious. The images, of the 41-year old straight dentist with a marine hair- cut and big ears, speculating on the amount of butt-sex with this PFLAG mom are indicative of Bayard’s wit, which marks the book throughout, with a strange, surreal quality. Secondly, I find it Attend,irig"-'l:'E‘:r}.§'