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V Learn The Exciting Art
and Sport of TaeKwonDo.
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TaeKwonDo at the Blue Wave ' 0
TaeKwonDo School on Main T,’ I~
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Burlington. Children, Adult, /»   ,,,'2.,°f§f3p_K
. _ Beginner, and Advanced class- _  V ’ T /
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floor, above Nectars
Restaurant entrance between
Muddy Waters and Old Gold.)
Monday, Wednesday,
Thursday, 4 to 8 pm. Saturday,
11 am to 3 pm. FMI: Call 802-
658-3359, ' or e-mail
info@bluewavetl<d.com.
(03/01)

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are together again. They are
throwing themselves a party.

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and a
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lit the party, a quack clergyman called
Reverend Jerald Justice conducts a made up ceremong.

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She is a hit underinformed..

   

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partaking in a variety of boring activities.

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who resent your disinterest 8 don't min
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Unle Junior Soprano couldn't have planned
a more perfect shaliedown.

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deliverance arrive for
Dona fllvarez

Jason corners Ethan by the '
punch howl. Hisses a warns
ing. The two of them trick-
ed secretlu a while back.

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